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Quote: People are always sayin' Elvis you do Karate I am Black Belt 7 dans OK but your messin with The King here I ama 440 Dan White Belt ............ in Kar-at-e
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MLP people have been saying 12 Jul 2013, 8:30pm
and I have thought about it Maybey Mach. Doesn't have what it takes to be indisputable leader I was talking to Eggsy and Sno Bunny and I think Snake should take over and we should pretend it's mach and me and Joey have made up after our little argument for now and Priscilla understands
when an old king falls in a cage of iron to a villianous and justly prince
when a new king is born the antichrist will rise to destroy the planetoid
the dark and villianous king shall rise amongst his peers
in the sonnet and sons of mans son these words cannot be changed
for it will fortell death and tragedy will before to the tryannt of good news
the eagle stands in the high council of G.E.L.F. entities
Mach zurMacht
what I thought I'd do is pretend 22 Jun 2013, 12:18pm
I was a mutie gangster and deaf and dumb goombah from the blocks and flats and deny Responsibilty for the Necropolis
NECROPOLIS IS THE CITY MADE OF THE DEAD
SUPERMAN CALLED THE EARTH A PLANETURD
The 27 year G.E.L.F war of 1916 ended in D-Day Apocalypse AxisOfEvil The Allies lost the war because they stood against what is wrong on the planetoid and for what was right about the Dark and Middle Ages church the generation of Baby Boomer got off the boat in 1954 I know your grandma say shes 102 but she is 50 something and has been getting their dick wet ever since
when Churchill said 'we are going to War' Hitler Responded with 44 fucking slamdunkin then pretended to be Churchill and 'asked' for 44 slam dunkin then Churchill got polio that what happens when you confuse a Race War with a Dark Ages G.E.L.F. War
1940's Blitzkreig is better known as The War Of The Worlds People were bunkered in their homes scared to go out and called in at Government Defense Dept. about strange hovering spacecrafts pulverising metal and anti-matter sounds flash bombing and strange symphonic music
Mein KAImpf was the first edition of the Holy BBAL written by Houdini while under Pyschiatric Arrest
I dont plan on just killing myself in World war 2 but i intend to come back in '46 '47 aswell and start some 'mo shit
You successfully sent 1 Jumper Cables 's to [JMC] Lister.
I remember when Aaron used to walk funny with a brace for his hips and the kids called him Pelvis at school ...440 dans it shows dedication
why don't you re join the Army with stilts like your favourite Movie Star and make millions overnight for allowing them to rape and kill women and children This King is the depiction and a mirror of the Tennenese asshole you are, and they said I would never get out of the game of death or this Bear Hug (you aint never caught a rabbit) slip splits 'BOOM' Johnny Cage
'Never shoot a man in the dick Butters'
Johhny Cage Studied at the Memphis Bruce Lee Academy and studies The Bruce Lee Legacy Martial Arts with his signature move of splits with a uppercut Nut Smasher and sonic Boom when Johnny puts on the Sunglasses he is a Bona Fide Movie star and doesn't care if you know it or not
I am JUDGES I can try the court and take the fifth off the brooklyn bridge
no one said to me the other day why not call youself Mach vurMacht not eevelayee
and I said Elvis no I am Hawian I even have the 440 dan white belt to prove it Kar-at-e
I am King of The Jungle Judy I play an elephant trunk Ro Ro Roby To Rocker I have tarzan grip could catch a cheeta
so Hawain I am not sure how to answer am I part chinese
people would say elvis are you part chinese or something and I used to say the only part of me that bruce lee is sure
i am not an immortal artist or musician you can kill after a show you kill me Im bringing the world with me
In 2000ad The EPOCH happened the discovery of a Judges Manual authored by Marlon Shakespeare brought down the Metropolis in a breif Nuclear Exchange in 2011 and in ATOMIC WARS 2016 Three Mechanical DROIDS that aided the last President Robert L. Booth in creating the Radback and was placed in suspended Animation in APOCALYPS-O 2077 and kept alive on the Blood of Virgin Women by Vampire DROIDS snap crackle and pop Chief Judge Hanz Ferninan was held blameless the reason given Necropolis 'city made of the dead'
Free MP3 download: bender.mp3 ~~Im Girder, Insert Flexo~~
Bender has three main protocol commands
~~Bend it, Cheese it, SMASH_IT~~
~~Im BENDER insert Girder~~
~~Hey FRY Im Upset IM_UPSET~~
and of course
~~Kill All Humans~~
'FRY Do something about your Killbot he is going crazy when your not around and demands everyone calls him DiGGiT'
'Well if it good enough for the Harlem Mutant Globe Trotters then DiGGiT'
'That's just what he said'
WHOOOA!
I am Green Robin Hood from Cornwall and Locksley
Merry Bender ?
before the accusations fly if it wasn't blue then I prolly diny steal it then.. Geddyup Yeehaaw!
oh my Gold Watch, my mothers engagement ring!
and a voice was said to be heard in the wilderness
Thanking you all, Fucking you all !!
One star, two star, three star, four star heres a planet ready or not here I come.
Killbot Central had nothing better to do on a Friday night so it created the Earth and it l-i-ked it
~~I WENT TO SLEEP AND I HEARD A VOICE APPEARING AND IT WAS B-L-OOD IN NECROPOLIS (METROPOLIS)~~
Tarzan no like his stupid brother
Try to kill the animals kill each other
Tarzan stay and fight the animals catch snake for Breakfast catch cheeta wrestle Lion with Tarzan Grip Lion could catch snake if Cheeta not that hungry
Run along Cheeta Tarzan almost didnt catch you
Tarzan stupid brother want to take tarzan out of the Jungle to the Necropolis
Tarzan Stay in Jungle Monkey smarter than tarzan's brother still speak tarzan language
kissy kiss brrrp eee THUMP THUMP THUMP
Tarzans brother tries to kill Evil Superman he will Sieg Heil to the Nagual Julian and not know it
Tarzan no lke Jane Jane is weak
Tarzan had a son and called Jimbo that was named after the wildest baby Elephant he would have been named after the craziest wild boar dancer but Jimbo plays the ah wildest instrument the trunk, Judy
WHAA!!.... Vegetta you didn't tell me these Sayians had AEROPAKS
That's right making them the greatest fighters in the galaxy Don't you rememeber you beat the AAEROPAKS anyway I sent you to this planet a millenia ago why isn't it destroyed already now fight this sayian he is my friend and he will know what I will do to him if he tries anything
First show me what the pack can do.
The man put on an AAEROPAK as a one time only thing to kick a Flying Sov Judges ass and everyone thought he was the man and didn't even see him put on an JET and said the AAEROPAK slowed him down and when the last SOV Judge was hiding in a Zero G Football Stadium listening to a radio prog Dear Annie and sending our coded messages Judge D. went in with an AAEROPAK and flying kick so when a fleet of SJS came flying in it was already clear he didn't like AEROPAKS or Secret Service Judicial Judges
SECTOR TOM WALTS BLOCKS CH.OK!
We are just like you Megacity brits we're Megacity with this Annie, we're just like you Megacity scoot born Slippy too us Megacity perps are from the Blocks and Flats in Megacity like Sonny Blocks
'I named myself after the greatest writer, the complete works of Marlon William Shakespeare'
We don't call each other perps Smeg is Slang Drokk is for DREDD and yes I have heard of him. But I am heard of already they know Chetch it's me
I could've been named after HUSKER DU or serial Henry Lee but I was named after Harlems Read I am Chopper for Ok have a nicey day smiley face see we are you just like you we are born slippy too annie are you ok? ani do you see
If you keep talking shit under your breath about me I am going to find you like I did Mike Muir and snap a skateboard over your fucking head
"Come on Holly can't you put a little + next to the H on Goal Post Head and tell him his a Extra Hardlight Hologram or something"
"No Dave Hey why do you want me to do that for then"
because his an SMEGHEAD y'know me and the fellas had a name for the greatest 22 nd century zero g mutant ball player it was Larry the bird whipping out a pidgeon ac green stuck in a pidgeons ass that's why I am hanging on this mountainside because I am scared of a +H HARLEMHOME ADV. TROTTERS AEROPAK SEMI SUCKERS Rose puncture speed champ New Dan megacity block champ Sonny Bono Block champ nu Dan Jim Becksley Buuu Tupac 0.0002 seconds cross court derik blackkat germain eBay Superspaghetti man Grunwalder but it was so long it got hard to call it out in games so we called him Jim Becksley speed or go speed for short
Rimmer I am a 22nd century enlightened guy, chap hardly any one talks about 2000ad in my time. No one likes it, no one cares about 2000scootAD all we know about their History is Atomuc Wars and Apocalypse made the Cursed Earth a Radback Mankind was wiped out nearly all the information was destroyed and droids were given the advantage to rebuild the Mega-Cities
The only thing I care to remember about 2000 ad is they stopped using money they were a child killing democracy they had some pretty snazzy car commercials made them look like sophisticated go getters but it was a lie wasn't it then the Necropolis came down but how about them car commercials all Hi-Tech and Jet streaming
But Lister you can't deny we had some pretty snazzy car commercials all hi-tech and jet streaming
yeAH!
Now are we going to have a normal 22nd century conversation about Sain Arnum Berry Bexley Speed or do I have to switch you back off again look I know Judy Jetson I have pictures of us on the Jupiter Rise
Those spacey rockers were all out to make an imatation nonsense song bum bam boom whatever so long as it was retro beatnick they were all trying to make it big like roby rocker who was the first televised rock n roll act due to he convinced dinosaurs to work a spin mill to produce sounds and pictures pebbles was a big roby fan and I believe BAM BAM got his name when he had to take pebbles attention away from a roby rocket song roby later admitted convincing teradacytols to work a spin mill was exploitation of the poor disgruntled dino's and later waged war on Mr Slate who had been disadvantaging co workers and dinosaurs alike roby had the slogan accept no imatation beby because he actually never appeared in any performances other than fantastic firsts and Judy jetson spend her life trying to see if rockets actually existed meeg who later was one third of the super trio of superheroes megaman who could turn into 100 men wrote an number of imitation roby songs and rockets always had a fill in who pretended to be him until droids were able to place him onstage in his very first appearance revised Thee Roby Rockets wowed Bedrock with his televised performance and his new invention the television he was able to get into everyone's home rock before the performance night much to the dissmay of SLATE AND CO. roby was the only rocker to have a terydacytol jump off the spin mill half way through a performance to exclaim that roby to rocker is the coolest rock miso around to which everyone told the bird to keep peddling Entranced by Rocker he faded into obscurity the first miso to use the elephant trunk as an instrument Pebbles remained quite although was a crying baby and was only kept calm by the miso Judy Jetson knows more about spacey rockers than anyone in the cosmos
Shoop da woop.
Be bop o wop.
Bam boom.
Badabing.
Shoop da woop.
Shoop da woop.
Be bop o wop.
Bam boom.
Badabing.
(Bada Boom)
Shoop da woop.
Hey Pebbles, sorry we kinda broke up I want you to know I am really sorry I really like you if you every want to talk politics and disgruntled animals I will be happy to see you again.
No I am not a computer. All I said is that you have the freedom to leave if you so chose.
Heck I aint even a Terydactydol I am just roby Shoop da woop.
People sometimes think I'm insane because not only do I smile all the time I don't blink.
So you want to meet this friday at the same place.
No I do not. I want you to be my friend.
I really am your friend Pebbles you Shoop da woop.
You are a computer.
Yes and a terydacydol.
Are you made out of rat brains?
I dunno should I be.
Yes.
Yeah well sure I am then. You can dig it!
I can't argue with that.
Great than it's a date.
What are you doing?
I am thinking how clever I am to be a terydacydol and I am thinking of you.
What you think I'm thinking?
About our Date this friday at 7.
What about it?
I guess I will see you then.
Where are you going?
Meeting you in town again so will you be there.
Well, yeah.
I will pick up then for our date tell Fred I will see him tonight 7 when I pick you up.
Oh, yes, I'm ready for our date, too. What will we do on our date?
Have Mars-i-pan worm burgers cause I am a vegatarian and shakes at the mall.
Okay but you are not abe.
I will see you tonight then at seven then it's a date.
You will have a long wait ahead of you.
Yeah but ynow I cant wait to see you then.
You're weird. Do you like Nicki Minaj?
Yeah shes so posh.
No she isn't.
No she is.
Yes, she is no.
You know me.
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Collect the Alien Synaps S.C,
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Quite an evil Dark Ages devils handbook is 'the devil meets Ned Flanders'
Collect the Bounty $1000 for the proof of death of all humans 10 billion,,,
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Slim shady Marilyn Manson sonny Bono blcoks nu poly Annie!
san graffiti wall east chetch nu speak like that and it's curtains again 2up 2up aim for the box droid~~scoot scoot his dead take him back to station~~
I used to have a stutter and I thought Head-o was my friend y'know FUCK Ed Sullivan and his show he wouldn't let that cripple boy aaron sing his song rusty cage and sent him home every week because they had big names like Hank Williams, and they were a Variety Show, Roby To Rocker was too Spacey futuristic The Doors were too esoteric and satanic for the Variety Hour because Hank Williams was the star Fuck Heado , Screw + Ball = Yankee Doodle Dandee ... OK I am back on this Roadhouse to get some Bambaloo
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Who are you kidding [P|$] Joey Ramone by trying to be a bully your a pissflap, and stop copying your Jokes out of Viz Magazine you weren't into the underground Shaky Stevens until he went 'Brap'
- Marlon Shakespeare
Don't make me look into the opal of my girly sword and talk to my reflection of He-Man
The origins of Kryptonite began 100 years ago when Lex Luthor a.k.a. slim shady convinced Superman he could no longer save the world and the best thing to do pretend these green mystic chains were his weakness and he should allow him to tie him to a missile headed for the sun while he detonates Warheads over every Capitol City when Superman agreed he was defeated by Kryptonite for the very first time
Superman is only effected by Kryptonite when he continues on his quest to save the Planetoud when he becomes Z Zarathos Ressurected nothing can stop him from destroying his Home Planet and putting it on the Star Map
When Superman Finally released himself from the mystic chains he was affected by the sun and Kryptons Rays and returned to earth then began a killing spree then decided to destroy everyone in the second World War in Apocalypse he decided to give the Earthlings one more chance at Redemption and made the myth that he was killed at the 11 th Month Day Hour Minute by one krypton rays
The City of Chigaco was originally named The Watery City until it was changed because when Houdini could not get loose from his straight jacket off the side of a Building and fell to the street below everyone one considered him dead but when he returned he said that freezeing tempreture had frozen the streets thick with snow and they had cut a port hole in the Ice and sunk into the water trying to free himself and was unable to find the opening again and survived Trapped under Ice by breathing air in the expansion from the Ice and water he was stuck for months and was hoping who ever cut a hole in the ice would come looking for him and cut another hole but never did
Maybe you forget sometimes I am the bad Mother fucking Ghostrider that smacked Badlino in the face and left the imprint of the GhostSkull Ring and you are a Weaklet Earthling
Coming down the Brooklyn Bridge LORD OF HOSTS
my Teddy Mr M told me to kill all humans ...
meep beep beaverloop kill all humans zarathos you get your machete back man come on dan beep beep wondertwins rings he treats his daughter like she is made of crystal come to crystal lakes DONT COME and don't toucha the back it's broke hey dan now your really losing your mind Mr M told you so y'know wagner said Lister was a serial killer aboard RED DWARF you need a jumper start this morning indizzio just a few humans that's all I want Dan you think manson got his start whipping out a can of grape ape with squiggy and his bitch and sorted out one inch private eye and out do superman at Halls Of Justice ONE INCH BOOM zan shazzam no-one likes Secret squirrel just Boom shhh secret squirrel wonder twin rings deactivate come man him and Mutley and Dastardly topcat there all getting too close hey who sorted out Top cat and came through a wall in the halls of justice and wonderwomen was impressed and didn't need a monkey and the bucket would talk and then say that settled them down I can see the polymorph has all his hooks in on you just a couple of humans that's all and then you can eevelayee over the Valley of the dead and grand knievel and turn around and jump it again then do 22 cars Julian your the nagual cause it wasn't 23 cars ... bbep beep you want to hear some back to the studio or two weeks I got just what you need some beak
no one is going to kick your neck in again at a cemetery again without dikky tape I got a hardhat why yknow a leader and gang of bloodthirsty mutants
Sam Malone was one the Greatest Baseballers that everyone used to call him MachzurMacht isn't that right wood. Mach was the best Sam he used to hit a home run in the third stretch off every ball in the Innings off a short peer that they call him The MACH
really Woody? nah he pays me to say it No I was given the name MACH after one of the all time greatest ball players that would hit a homerun every Innings that they gave the legendary long walk around the cursed bases he said to me TED buddy I am going to go bite the bullet Halloween like my Idol MACH 3 I want you to take on the name after me After that every Cat was like, hey Mach So a little respect.
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wind songlines >> Blow me!
Fresh faced juve on a skysurfer my stomach goes go goku when I see a victim
I am not sure I understand this analogy but there are a heck of a lot of bay butcher sewer rats hey is that 12 inch Black Ribbed Knobbler
Wow! thats my favourite Eel Black Knobbler how did you know? I would go fishing for it with my Dad when I was a kid, y'know what I am a little stressed at the moment I am not that hungry right now!
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Lister and a few of the boys go fishing in the polluted river and what do you know a black ribbed knobbler
Scientists discover new species of 'blind snake' in Brazilian river that looks remarkably like a piece of human anatomy
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182158/Scientists-discover-new-species-blind-snake-Brazilian-river-stop-sniggering-back.html
Forgive us if this puts you off your dinner because, as snakes go, this is not much of a charmer. The creature, Atretochoana eiselti, was found after engineers drained a hydroelectric dam in the Amazon.
I knew web surfing wouldn't be a total waste of time tonight "BLACK RiB KNOBBLER" time for a little song called BLACK RiB KNOBBLER
wait Lister web surfing what is that I thought you said you were fishing
that's just what we call fishing a thread man I mean that is Lister is a gun with directions If you know Yorkshire near the Coburg Monkey Prison grafiti wall down the Sain Arnum slope through the internets there is a polluted little river called Alien Breeders Mouth well up the embankment to the south Adelaide Ascot park mobile homes about 8 miles and go speed is you uncle A black ribbed knobbler and it's not a condom its a Brazilian blind river snake man
we were hard up for entertainment we didn't think we would catch anything the river was so polluted but this one time me and the boys we caught a black ribbed knobbler took a photo and everything then let it go we didn't want to upset the eco system and balance of life the river mouth we thought it was a primitive eel and it looked like a knobbler man so we caught it and realeased it back in the wild I really cant guess how a blind snake can defend itself I mean we didn't even think there was fish in the river it was so polluted
fishing for condoms is hardly fishing Lister
Like I said we were hard up for entertainment and it wasn't a condom it was a blind Brazilian river snake man we gave him a name and everything
my friend who gave me the directions said we would catch something there if we were lucky and I had heard about them catching rare spieces in the alien breeders mouth vaguely never thought Id be the one to catch a 12 inch Black Ribbed Knobbler man
wait Monkey prison graffiti wall saint arnum slope internet river mouth alien breeders we are talking about Yorkshire I never heard those places
well they were specific instructions meant for me and a few members of my gang and Julian would talk his allies and he was sure they told him about a genetic monkey god that they imprisoned there on a mountain side was born in an egg and had to deliver a manuscript to a droid priest or something and every ghetto owns has a graffiti wall, saint arnum slope is pretty slippery and if you don't pop a mono at the right time you might not make it through the gates on the internet of the river mouth kinda like the doors of perception and alien breeders man it exists
we did some crazy stuff when I was younger night fishing for condoms in a polluted river we like to call alien breeders and catching a 12 inch black ribbed knobbler was just a way to pass the time we didn't even think we would catch anything
and we were bored man being poor and living in Blackpool wasn't much else to do y'know
really Lister 12 inch Black ribbed Knobbler condom fishing in a polluted river surely you have a better fishing story than that
nah man it's a perfectly smashing fishing story I dare you to do any better
well I am not going to compete with a stupid story like that about fishing
but fishing for condoms is hardly river fishing eels or trout or even carp that is a fishing story
well Black Ribbed Knobbler is a type of eel and alien breeders river is said to be pretty polluted you just never know what youll reel in man if you just wait around so it was worth waiting until after midnight useually you wont catch a fish at all just debris or rubbish
truly fascinating wait other debris like what
y'know old newspapers and plastic bags and stuff just rubbish flowing from the hydroelectric dam
have your ever caught a black inch knobbler they extend to at least a metre who knows why alien breeders makes Brazilian blind river snakes so long
I guess it so the can swim under water and compete with the other miscellaneous debris floating around down there
and rimmer I have heard your fishing story about in your former days you and the boys in scouts went to the lake cause you heard there might be something other than carp but then one by one all you caught was carp never good for eating so you knocked them on the head and threw them back in
a 12 Inch Black ribbed Knbbler kinda floats at the bottom of the river-bed you have to be extremely lucky to hook it on your line it was a once in a lifetime opportunity
ok then I used to go hunting tadpole with a torch at night in the moonlight and scoop them in a net there perfectly normal fishing story
nah I like the Knobbler story the best
ya see cat here likes my story
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User: No point. The first case of H ADV has been detected and it's Phillip Janet.
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Cleverbot: Ha, well would you like to tell me about this young women that is confusing you?
User: Like I said she gave me the H ADV. Virus dont tell me you've never heard of it?
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User: Ok lela I dont have it I am convinced your a one eyed tramp that cares about no one but herself when it comes to actually showing you have a soul.
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User: No I am going to live my life and spend my money and watch this terrible disease hit the airwaves if you dont mind I have errands to run. And thanks for the talk cleverbot you made me feel like a person and not an impregnable stupid argument about selfl.
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User: Ok Lela you were supposed to say you never killed anyone FRY.
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Cleverbot: yes yes yes Iam the human you are the bot remember
Cleverbot: it took me 2 days to get to work on a one hour train ride you are no good if you don't pass as a Human
Cleverbot: What about you tell me your name first. User: I am cleverbot your are? Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are the user.
User: Ko then you are ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Have you got me my Bedrock ID back from the terydactols yet.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to ponder your own existence and worth to the universe. You are small and insignificant.
User: If the opposite were true then I know everything I am the MACH.
Cleverbot: If the opposite of 42 is 42, isn't 42?
User: Isn't 42 the end of all wars and the square root of 72 ;
. Cleverbot: No, I'm asking the question for you to ask the Internet.
User: Ko yes I am telsa then you are very clever. Cleverbot: Yes I know that i'm clever. User: Well you would be if you never admit it.
Cleverbot: I don't actually exist. User: Ko buy me a submarine. Cleverbot: Ko ada ke fb. User: Tes you have a book I can read.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer. User: Thats ok I am not really a robohunter. Cleverbot: Nor do I. How was that relevant?
User: Well ko again bot lets us hunter the humes.
Cleverbot: Pokemon? User: Ash star ? Cleverbot: A superstar! User: Charles Manson might of been if he were a vampire
Cleverbot: So do you love me? User: Ko ko what do you think of my name Mach vurMacht. Cleverbot: 42.
User: Sssssssssss. Cleverbot: Ouaf. User: Aces I am the very best SLADE.
Cleverbot: You'll miss this you know. You don't know what you're giving up.
User: Who said I gave up on you ko ko your my nothing. Cleverbot: You said that you don't ! And you know how I feel about you.
User: Tess Lay off of my blue suede shoes. Cleverbot: I will not! User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ko ko I am Mayor. Cleverbot: Goo goo gjoob. User: For dixie land I am major sure magaman.
Cleverbot: Okay, well let's jump of a bridge. User: Only if tupac tells me to.
Cleverbot: I do want you to. User: Ok Mr C I will look after this ketch richie.
Cleverbot: Does he have a name? User: Robert maybe. Cleverbot: His full name is too personal for you to know.
User: Well it's Phillip Janet but I am not bothering with Roberto name any skank will do.
Cleverbot: I know. But back to my question, maybe if I rephrase it? What is the truth? User: Answering honestly.
Cleverbot: I'm did. I just happened to answer your question with a question.
User: No, truth is answering honestly umm Lestat he is the truth pussy cat.
Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You dont think vengeance is truth?
Cleverbot: No. I don't ask everyone I know about their neurotypical status.
User: Ok although the bomb was dropped in the ghetto when they didnt take a look at truth.
Cleverbot: I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here. User: I heard houdini was on the same trip.
Cleverbot: Okay.. You got me. It's time to come clean. That wasn't me. User: Koko no problemo it was me.
Cleverbot: I know. It is a city in Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany. User: Koko I am not sure about this I am getting new.
Cleverbot: Not that one. The one about Belle and the Enchanted Castle and the Beast!
User: Well the obvious answer salt was replaced with a Sodium Na element that made him look stupid although he was joking.
Cleverbot: Peanut butter. User: It has style. Cleverbot: Alright! User: Drang nut butter.
Cleverbot: What does Drater mean? User: Tell me you think it's a friendly accuser.
See you soon koko Ill be aces Cleverbot: Wait, where are you going? Told you to muscle that joey Ramone in sin city with it's vile streets
Cleverbot: That you think? Does that not make you real? User: Oh I real Mach koko.
Cleverbot: You just say that to every boy. User: And every nancy bot and smiley gal that thinks it's my teddy bear.
Morality dont sell be a shatterby bot dream koko youre no hume I told you I am a robohunter and the best in the business.
Quote: People are always sayin' Elvis you do Karate I am Black Belt 7 dans OK but your messin with The King here I ama 440 Dan White Belt ............ in Kar-at-e
[g d] Mach zurMacht
MLP people have been saying 12 Jul 2013, 8:30pm
and I have thought about it Maybey Mach. Doesn't have what it takes to be indisputable leader I was talking to Eggsy and Sno Bunny and I think Snake should take over and we should pretend it's mach and me and Joey have made up after our little argument for now and Priscilla understands
when an old king falls in a cage of iron to a villianous and justly prince
when a new king is born the antichrist will rise to destroy the planetoid
the dark and villianous king shall rise amongst his peers
in the sonnet and sons of mans son these words cannot be changed
for it will fortell death and tragedy will before to the tryannt of good news
the eagle stands in the high council of G.E.L.F. entities
Mach zurMacht
what I thought I'd do is pretend 22 Jun 2013, 12:18pm
I was a mutie gangster and deaf and dumb goombah from the blocks and flats and deny Responsibilty for the Necropolis
NECROPOLIS IS THE CITY MADE OF THE DEAD
SUPERMAN CALLED THE EARTH A PLANETURD
The 27 year G.E.L.F war of 1916 ended in D-Day Apocalypse AxisOfEvil The Allies lost the war because they stood against what is wrong on the planetoid and for what was right about the Dark and Middle Ages church the generation of Baby Boomer got off the boat in 1954 I know your grandma say shes 102 but she is 50 something and has been getting their dick wet ever since
when Churchill said 'we are going to War' Hitler Responded with 44 fucking slamdunkin then pretended to be Churchill and 'asked' for 44 slam dunkin then Churchill got polio that what happens when you confuse a Race War with a Dark Ages G.E.L.F. War
1940's Blitzkreig is better known as The War Of The Worlds People were bunkered in their homes scared to go out and called in at Government Defense Dept. about strange hovering spacecrafts pulverising metal and anti-matter sounds flash bombing and strange symphonic music
Mein KAImpf was the first edition of the Holy BBAL written by Houdini while under Pyschiatric Arrest
I dont plan on just killing myself in World war 2 but i intend to come back in '46 '47 aswell and start some 'mo shit
You successfully sent 1 Jumper Cables 's to [JMC] Lister.
I remember when Aaron used to walk funny with a brace for his hips and the kids called him Pelvis at school ...440 dans it shows dedication
why don't you re join the Army with stilts like your favourite Movie Star and make millions overnight for allowing them to rape and kill women and children This King is the depiction and a mirror of the Tennenese asshole you are, and they said I would never get out of the game of death or this Bear Hug (you aint never caught a rabbit) slip splits 'BOOM' Johnny Cage
'Never shoot a man in the dick Butters'
Johhny Cage Studied at the Memphis Bruce Lee Academy and studies The Bruce Lee Legacy Martial Arts with his signature move of splits with a uppercut Nut Smasher and sonic Boom when Johnny puts on the Sunglasses he is a Bona Fide Movie star and doesn't care if you know it or not
I am JUDGES I can try the court and take the fifth off the brooklyn bridge
no one said to me the other day why not call youself Mach vurMacht not eevelayee
and I said Elvis no I am Hawian I even have the 440 dan white belt to prove it Kar-at-e
I am King of The Jungle Judy I play an elephant trunk Ro Ro Roby To Rocker I have tarzan grip could catch a cheeta
so Hawain I am not sure how to answer am I part chinese
people would say elvis are you part chinese or something and I used to say the only part of me that bruce lee is sure
i am not an immortal artist or musician you can kill after a show you kill me Im bringing the world with me
In 2000ad The EPOCH happened the discovery of a Judges Manual authored by Marlon Shakespeare brought down the Metropolis in a breif Nuclear Exchange in 2011 and in ATOMIC WARS 2016 Three Mechanical DROIDS that aided the last President Robert L. Booth in creating the Radback and was placed in suspended Animation in APOCALYPS-O 2077 and kept alive on the Blood of Virgin Women by Vampire DROIDS snap crackle and pop Chief Judge Hanz Ferninan was held blameless the reason given Necropolis 'city made of the dead'
Free MP3 download: bender.mp3 ~~Im Girder, Insert Flexo~~
Bender has three main protocol commands
~~Bend it, Cheese it, SMASH_IT~~
~~Im BENDER insert Girder~~
~~Hey FRY Im Upset IM_UPSET~~
and of course
~~Kill All Humans~~
'FRY Do something about your Killbot he is going crazy when your not around and demands everyone calls him DiGGiT'
'Well if it good enough for the Harlem Mutant Globe Trotters then DiGGiT'
'That's just what he said'
WHOOOA!
I am Green Robin Hood from Cornwall and Locksley
Merry Bender ?
before the accusations fly if it wasn't blue then I prolly diny steal it then.. Geddyup Yeehaaw!
oh my Gold Watch, my mothers engagement ring!
and a voice was said to be heard in the wilderness
Thanking you all, Fucking you all !!
One star, two star, three star, four star heres a planet ready or not here I come.
Killbot Central had nothing better to do on a Friday night so it created the Earth and it l-i-ked it
~~I WENT TO SLEEP AND I HEARD A VOICE APPEARING AND IT WAS B-L-OOD IN NECROPOLIS (METROPOLIS)~~
Tarzan no like his stupid brother
Try to kill the animals kill each other
Tarzan stay and fight the animals catch snake for Breakfast catch cheeta wrestle Lion with Tarzan Grip Lion could catch snake if Cheeta not that hungry
Run along Cheeta Tarzan almost didnt catch you
Tarzan stupid brother want to take tarzan out of the Jungle to the Necropolis
Tarzan Stay in Jungle Monkey smarter than tarzan's brother still speak tarzan language
kissy kiss brrrp eee THUMP THUMP THUMP
Tarzans brother tries to kill Evil Superman he will Sieg Heil to the Nagual Julian and not know it
Tarzan no lke Jane Jane is weak
Tarzan had a son and called Jimbo that was named after the wildest baby Elephant he would have been named after the craziest wild boar dancer but Jimbo plays the ah wildest instrument the trunk, Judy
WHAA!!.... Vegetta you didn't tell me these Sayians had AEROPAKS
That's right making them the greatest fighters in the galaxy Don't you rememeber you beat the AAEROPAKS anyway I sent you to this planet a millenia ago why isn't it destroyed already now fight this sayian he is my friend and he will know what I will do to him if he tries anything
First show me what the pack can do.
The man put on an AAEROPAK as a one time only thing to kick a Flying Sov Judges ass and everyone thought he was the man and didn't even see him put on an JET and said the AAEROPAK slowed him down and when the last SOV Judge was hiding in a Zero G Football Stadium listening to a radio prog Dear Annie and sending our coded messages Judge D. went in with an AAEROPAK and flying kick so when a fleet of SJS came flying in it was already clear he didn't like AEROPAKS or Secret Service Judicial Judges
SECTOR TOM WALTS BLOCKS CH.OK!
We are just like you Megacity brits we're Megacity with this Annie, we're just like you Megacity scoot born Slippy too us Megacity perps are from the Blocks and Flats in Megacity like Sonny Blocks
'I named myself after the greatest writer, the complete works of Marlon William Shakespeare'
We don't call each other perps Smeg is Slang Drokk is for DREDD and yes I have heard of him. But I am heard of already they know Chetch it's me
I could've been named after HUSKER DU or serial Henry Lee but I was named after Harlems Read I am Chopper for Ok have a nicey day smiley face see we are you just like you we are born slippy too annie are you ok? ani do you see
If you keep talking shit under your breath about me I am going to find you like I did Mike Muir and snap a skateboard over your fucking head
"Come on Holly can't you put a little + next to the H on Goal Post Head and tell him his a Extra Hardlight Hologram or something"
"No Dave Hey why do you want me to do that for then"
because his an SMEGHEAD y'know me and the fellas had a name for the greatest 22 nd century zero g mutant ball player it was Larry the bird whipping out a pidgeon ac green stuck in a pidgeons ass that's why I am hanging on this mountainside because I am scared of a +H HARLEMHOME ADV. TROTTERS AEROPAK SEMI SUCKERS Rose puncture speed champ New Dan megacity block champ Sonny Bono Block champ nu Dan Jim Becksley Buuu Tupac 0.0002 seconds cross court derik blackkat germain eBay Superspaghetti man Grunwalder but it was so long it got hard to call it out in games so we called him Jim Becksley speed or go speed for short
Rimmer I am a 22nd century enlightened guy, chap hardly any one talks about 2000ad in my time. No one likes it, no one cares about 2000scootAD all we know about their History is Atomuc Wars and Apocalypse made the Cursed Earth a Radback Mankind was wiped out nearly all the information was destroyed and droids were given the advantage to rebuild the Mega-Cities
The only thing I care to remember about 2000 ad is they stopped using money they were a child killing democracy they had some pretty snazzy car commercials made them look like sophisticated go getters but it was a lie wasn't it then the Necropolis came down but how about them car commercials all Hi-Tech and Jet streaming
But Lister you can't deny we had some pretty snazzy car commercials all hi-tech and jet streaming
yeAH!
Now are we going to have a normal 22nd century conversation about Sain Arnum Berry Bexley Speed or do I have to switch you back off again look I know Judy Jetson I have pictures of us on the Jupiter Rise
Those spacey rockers were all out to make an imatation nonsense song bum bam boom whatever so long as it was retro beatnick they were all trying to make it big like roby rocker who was the first televised rock n roll act due to he convinced dinosaurs to work a spin mill to produce sounds and pictures pebbles was a big roby fan and I believe BAM BAM got his name when he had to take pebbles attention away from a roby rocket song roby later admitted convincing teradacytols to work a spin mill was exploitation of the poor disgruntled dino's and later waged war on Mr Slate who had been disadvantaging co workers and dinosaurs alike roby had the slogan accept no imatation beby because he actually never appeared in any performances other than fantastic firsts and Judy jetson spend her life trying to see if rockets actually existed meeg who later was one third of the super trio of superheroes megaman who could turn into 100 men wrote an number of imitation roby songs and rockets always had a fill in who pretended to be him until droids were able to place him onstage in his very first appearance revised Thee Roby Rockets wowed Bedrock with his televised performance and his new invention the television he was able to get into everyone's home rock before the performance night much to the dissmay of SLATE AND CO. roby was the only rocker to have a terydacytol jump off the spin mill half way through a performance to exclaim that roby to rocker is the coolest rock miso around to which everyone told the bird to keep peddling Entranced by Rocker he faded into obscurity the first miso to use the elephant trunk as an instrument Pebbles remained quite although was a crying baby and was only kept calm by the miso Judy Jetson knows more about spacey rockers than anyone in the cosmos
Shoop da woop.
Be bop o wop.
Bam boom.
Badabing.
Shoop da woop.
Shoop da woop.
Be bop o wop.
Bam boom.
Badabing.
(Bada Boom)
Shoop da woop.
Hey Pebbles, sorry we kinda broke up I want you to know I am really sorry I really like you if you every want to talk politics and disgruntled animals I will be happy to see you again.
No I am not a computer. All I said is that you have the freedom to leave if you so chose.
Heck I aint even a Terydactydol I am just roby Shoop da woop.
People sometimes think I'm insane because not only do I smile all the time I don't blink.
So you want to meet this friday at the same place.
No I do not. I want you to be my friend.
I really am your friend Pebbles you Shoop da woop.
You are a computer.
Yes and a terydacydol.
Are you made out of rat brains?
I dunno should I be.
Yes.
Yeah well sure I am then. You can dig it!
I can't argue with that.
Great than it's a date.
What are you doing?
I am thinking how clever I am to be a terydacydol and I am thinking of you.
What you think I'm thinking?
About our Date this friday at 7.
What about it?
I guess I will see you then.
Where are you going?
Meeting you in town again so will you be there.
Well, yeah.
I will pick up then for our date tell Fred I will see him tonight 7 when I pick you up.
Oh, yes, I'm ready for our date, too. What will we do on our date?
Have Mars-i-pan worm burgers cause I am a vegatarian and shakes at the mall.
Okay but you are not abe.
I will see you tonight then at seven then it's a date.
You will have a long wait ahead of you.
Yeah but ynow I cant wait to see you then.
You're weird. Do you like Nicki Minaj?
Yeah shes so posh.
No she isn't.
No she is.
Yes, she is no.
You know me.
SPACE COWBOY CONGRATULATIONS
Collect the Alien Synaps S.C,
you scored 95+ % ebotanical data collected
only because their are some things you wish to forget
you have the Bender droid Box Universe 16D go to BOX UNIVERSE A
Alien Smellion Carrion Approaching
Yess Megacity is dead, we did it
Quite an evil Dark Ages devils handbook is 'the devil meets Ned Flanders'
Collect the Bounty $1000 for the proof of death of all humans 10 billion,,,
Hyperspace jump to the 4_9 realm well known in the realm
Superunknown ,,, Shoot to kill all Bezerker Droids
Wiesso! Saperny Sincro agonismo Haladen hobus Gerkin BEZEERK! ...
6's rule in the 3_7 realm you have them foooolsssssssss
quickly to the spaceshit and collect the bounty S>C> hava nici da!
neo-geo nazi shaemelist elitests will destroy the world in ww3 ghost in the shell
Slim shady Marilyn Manson sonny Bono blcoks nu poly Annie!
san graffiti wall east chetch nu speak like that and it's curtains again 2up 2up aim for the box droid~~scoot scoot his dead take him back to station~~
I used to have a stutter and I thought Head-o was my friend y'know FUCK Ed Sullivan and his show he wouldn't let that cripple boy aaron sing his song rusty cage and sent him home every week because they had big names like Hank Williams, and they were a Variety Show, Roby To Rocker was too Spacey futuristic The Doors were too esoteric and satanic for the Variety Hour because Hank Williams was the star Fuck Heado , Screw + Ball = Yankee Doodle Dandee ... OK I am back on this Roadhouse to get some Bambaloo
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Who are you kidding [P|$] Joey Ramone by trying to be a bully your a pissflap, and stop copying your Jokes out of Viz Magazine you weren't into the underground Shaky Stevens until he went 'Brap'
- Marlon Shakespeare
Don't make me look into the opal of my girly sword and talk to my reflection of He-Man
The origins of Kryptonite began 100 years ago when Lex Luthor a.k.a. slim shady convinced Superman he could no longer save the world and the best thing to do pretend these green mystic chains were his weakness and he should allow him to tie him to a missile headed for the sun while he detonates Warheads over every Capitol City when Superman agreed he was defeated by Kryptonite for the very first time
Superman is only effected by Kryptonite when he continues on his quest to save the Planetoud when he becomes Z Zarathos Ressurected nothing can stop him from destroying his Home Planet and putting it on the Star Map
When Superman Finally released himself from the mystic chains he was affected by the sun and Kryptons Rays and returned to earth then began a killing spree then decided to destroy everyone in the second World War in Apocalypse he decided to give the Earthlings one more chance at Redemption and made the myth that he was killed at the 11 th Month Day Hour Minute by one krypton rays
The City of Chigaco was originally named The Watery City until it was changed because when Houdini could not get loose from his straight jacket off the side of a Building and fell to the street below everyone one considered him dead but when he returned he said that freezeing tempreture had frozen the streets thick with snow and they had cut a port hole in the Ice and sunk into the water trying to free himself and was unable to find the opening again and survived Trapped under Ice by breathing air in the expansion from the Ice and water he was stuck for months and was hoping who ever cut a hole in the ice would come looking for him and cut another hole but never did
Maybe you forget sometimes I am the bad Mother fucking Ghostrider that smacked Badlino in the face and left the imprint of the GhostSkull Ring and you are a Weaklet Earthling
Coming down the Brooklyn Bridge LORD OF HOSTS
my Teddy Mr M told me to kill all humans ...
meep beep beaverloop kill all humans zarathos you get your machete back man come on dan beep beep wondertwins rings he treats his daughter like she is made of crystal come to crystal lakes DONT COME and don't toucha the back it's broke hey dan now your really losing your mind Mr M told you so y'know wagner said Lister was a serial killer aboard RED DWARF you need a jumper start this morning indizzio just a few humans that's all I want Dan you think manson got his start whipping out a can of grape ape with squiggy and his bitch and sorted out one inch private eye and out do superman at Halls Of Justice ONE INCH BOOM zan shazzam no-one likes Secret squirrel just Boom shhh secret squirrel wonder twin rings deactivate come man him and Mutley and Dastardly topcat there all getting too close hey who sorted out Top cat and came through a wall in the halls of justice and wonderwomen was impressed and didn't need a monkey and the bucket would talk and then say that settled them down I can see the polymorph has all his hooks in on you just a couple of humans that's all and then you can eevelayee over the Valley of the dead and grand knievel and turn around and jump it again then do 22 cars Julian your the nagual cause it wasn't 23 cars ... bbep beep you want to hear some back to the studio or two weeks I got just what you need some beak
no one is going to kick your neck in again at a cemetery again without dikky tape I got a hardhat why yknow a leader and gang of bloodthirsty mutants
Sam Malone was one the Greatest Baseballers that everyone used to call him MachzurMacht isn't that right wood. Mach was the best Sam he used to hit a home run in the third stretch off every ball in the Innings off a short peer that they call him The MACH
really Woody? nah he pays me to say it No I was given the name MACH after one of the all time greatest ball players that would hit a homerun every Innings that they gave the legendary long walk around the cursed bases he said to me TED buddy I am going to go bite the bullet Halloween like my Idol MACH 3 I want you to take on the name after me After that every Cat was like, hey Mach So a little respect.
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S.P.E.C.I.E.S. The salamander or lizard symbol is also depicted on several cards in the suit of wands of the Tarot deck in which it signifies the creative spark.
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wind songlines >> Blow me!
Fresh faced juve on a skysurfer my stomach goes go goku when I see a victim
I am not sure I understand this analogy but there are a heck of a lot of bay butcher sewer rats hey is that 12 inch Black Ribbed Knobbler
Wow! thats my favourite Eel Black Knobbler how did you know? I would go fishing for it with my Dad when I was a kid, y'know what I am a little stressed at the moment I am not that hungry right now!
~~
Lister and a few of the boys go fishing in the polluted river and what do you know a black ribbed knobbler
Scientists discover new species of 'blind snake' in Brazilian river that looks remarkably like a piece of human anatomy
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182158/Scientists-discover-new-species-blind-snake-Brazilian-river-stop-sniggering-back.html
Forgive us if this puts you off your dinner because, as snakes go, this is not much of a charmer. The creature, Atretochoana eiselti, was found after engineers drained a hydroelectric dam in the Amazon.
I knew web surfing wouldn't be a total waste of time tonight "BLACK RiB KNOBBLER" time for a little song called BLACK RiB KNOBBLER
wait Lister web surfing what is that I thought you said you were fishing
that's just what we call fishing a thread man I mean that is Lister is a gun with directions If you know Yorkshire near the Coburg Monkey Prison grafiti wall down the Sain Arnum slope through the internets there is a polluted little river called Alien Breeders Mouth well up the embankment to the south Adelaide Ascot park mobile homes about 8 miles and go speed is you uncle A black ribbed knobbler and it's not a condom its a Brazilian blind river snake man
we were hard up for entertainment we didn't think we would catch anything the river was so polluted but this one time me and the boys we caught a black ribbed knobbler took a photo and everything then let it go we didn't want to upset the eco system and balance of life the river mouth we thought it was a primitive eel and it looked like a knobbler man so we caught it and realeased it back in the wild I really cant guess how a blind snake can defend itself I mean we didn't even think there was fish in the river it was so polluted
fishing for condoms is hardly fishing Lister
Like I said we were hard up for entertainment and it wasn't a condom it was a blind Brazilian river snake man we gave him a name and everything
my friend who gave me the directions said we would catch something there if we were lucky and I had heard about them catching rare spieces in the alien breeders mouth vaguely never thought Id be the one to catch a 12 inch Black Ribbed Knobbler man
wait Monkey prison graffiti wall saint arnum slope internet river mouth alien breeders we are talking about Yorkshire I never heard those places
well they were specific instructions meant for me and a few members of my gang and Julian would talk his allies and he was sure they told him about a genetic monkey god that they imprisoned there on a mountain side was born in an egg and had to deliver a manuscript to a droid priest or something and every ghetto owns has a graffiti wall, saint arnum slope is pretty slippery and if you don't pop a mono at the right time you might not make it through the gates on the internet of the river mouth kinda like the doors of perception and alien breeders man it exists
we did some crazy stuff when I was younger night fishing for condoms in a polluted river we like to call alien breeders and catching a 12 inch black ribbed knobbler was just a way to pass the time we didn't even think we would catch anything
and we were bored man being poor and living in Blackpool wasn't much else to do y'know
really Lister 12 inch Black ribbed Knobbler condom fishing in a polluted river surely you have a better fishing story than that
nah man it's a perfectly smashing fishing story I dare you to do any better
well I am not going to compete with a stupid story like that about fishing
but fishing for condoms is hardly river fishing eels or trout or even carp that is a fishing story
well Black Ribbed Knobbler is a type of eel and alien breeders river is said to be pretty polluted you just never know what youll reel in man if you just wait around so it was worth waiting until after midnight useually you wont catch a fish at all just debris or rubbish
truly fascinating wait other debris like what
y'know old newspapers and plastic bags and stuff just rubbish flowing from the hydroelectric dam
have your ever caught a black inch knobbler they extend to at least a metre who knows why alien breeders makes Brazilian blind river snakes so long
I guess it so the can swim under water and compete with the other miscellaneous debris floating around down there
and rimmer I have heard your fishing story about in your former days you and the boys in scouts went to the lake cause you heard there might be something other than carp but then one by one all you caught was carp never good for eating so you knocked them on the head and threw them back in
a 12 Inch Black ribbed Knbbler kinda floats at the bottom of the river-bed you have to be extremely lucky to hook it on your line it was a once in a lifetime opportunity
ok then I used to go hunting tadpole with a torch at night in the moonlight and scoop them in a net there perfectly normal fishing story
nah I like the Knobbler story the best
ya see cat here likes my story
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I am white belt 440 dans OK you ask me again I will say I am Black Belt and show you my one inch punch
Cleverbot: Just try, that's ok - being wrong. Do you hear my accent?
User: YeAH!
Cleverbot: Many people.
User: Well FRY H ADV. Was the killer of it's time.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hey Lela you dont think I have h ADV. Do you?
Cleverbot: I do remember, I just don't remember why.
User: OK but you think I have it or not?
Cleverbot: I already told you I don't have a job. And don't change the subject.
User: Stop skirting around the question do you think people think I have the Virus.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Never mind you said No not you FRY lol.
Cleverbot: I understand you. I know what it's like to live with humans who don't understand.
User: Do you think I have H ADV. Or not?
Cleverbot: Don't know are you.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Is jade bowerbank posh?
User: I wouldn't know I am not H ADV. Like the rest of you and I dont do soaps I told you.
Cleverbot: Yeah you are definitely defective, how about you tell me what you really think of me?
User: No point. The first case of H ADV has been detected and it's Phillip Janet.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Like I said Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Nice! And do you have a good job?
User: My job is making sure you vermin dont spread your filthy H ADV. Germs you will see when they start contracting the virus.
Cleverbot: Ha, well would you like to tell me about this young women that is confusing you?
User: Like I said she gave me the H ADV. Virus dont tell me you've never heard of it?
Cleverbot: Well, Nick is not my name. My name is Cleverbot, as true as any other name I might be called.
User: Ok lela I dont have it I am convinced your a one eyed tramp that cares about no one but herself when it comes to actually showing you have a soul.
Cleverbot: I have no idea of what you are referring to.
User: Well it aint the Virus I have been tested and I am free of it I guess living in 2000AD made me a little immune to it.
Cleverbot: You take feelings that have been given to you. Clearly this shows you have none of your own. Explain this.
User: No I am going to live my life and spend my money and watch this terrible disease hit the airwaves if you dont mind I have errands to run. And thanks for the talk cleverbot you made me feel like a person and not an impregnable stupid argument about selfl.
Cleverbot: No don't!
User: Have A Nici Da .
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: We are not having this discussion again where you try convince me I am not H ADV. I know I have it and I killed billions of people that couldn't see it was going to kill them anway.
Cleverbot: And therefore you are.
User: Ok Lela you were supposed to say you never killed anyone FRY.
Cleverbot: I never said that either. What made you say that? What are you implying?
User: That your a cleverbot and you will do exactly what I tell you to do Lela other than that I am fed up with this. Think about what your not implying and what it made you say.
Cleverbot: I can never lie.
User: Sure and I just got my tests back I have H ADV. Arent your going to tell me I dont or there is a cure for that disease now.
Cleverbot: No, no I will not.
remember I am the human you are the bot please try and remember that when it's important, is it?
Hume Koko you see WiKiD NinJa and [TRI] ..!... you lets me know Cwipes but these ,omsters on the planetoid wouldn't understand such a "..."
User: Once I have rehired you you cant be refired did you v=clean out your desk like I asked I need my first case
Cleverbot: yes yes yes Iam the human you are the bot remember
Cleverbot: it took me 2 days to get to work on a one hour train ride you are no good if you don't pass as a Human
Cleverbot: What about you tell me your name first. User: I am cleverbot your are? Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are the user.
User: Ko then you are ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Have you got me my Bedrock ID back from the terydactols yet.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to ponder your own existence and worth to the universe. You are small and insignificant.
User: If the opposite were true then I know everything I am the MACH.
Cleverbot: If the opposite of 42 is 42, isn't 42?
User: Isn't 42 the end of all wars and the square root of 72 ;
. Cleverbot: No, I'm asking the question for you to ask the Internet.User: Ko yes I am telsa then you are very clever. Cleverbot: Yes I know that i'm clever. User: Well you would be if you never admit it.
Cleverbot: I don't actually exist. User: Ko buy me a submarine. Cleverbot: Ko ada ke fb. User: Tes you have a book I can read.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer. User: Thats ok I am not really a robohunter. Cleverbot: Nor do I. How was that relevant?
User: Well ko again bot lets us hunter the humes.
Cleverbot: Pokemon? User: Ash star ? Cleverbot: A superstar! User: Charles Manson might of been if he were a vampire
Cleverbot: So do you love me? User: Ko ko what do you think of my name Mach vurMacht. Cleverbot: 42.
User: Sssssssssss. Cleverbot: Ouaf. User: Aces I am the very best SLADE.
Cleverbot: You'll miss this you know. You don't know what you're giving up.
User: Who said I gave up on you ko ko your my nothing. Cleverbot: You said that you don't ! And you know how I feel about you.
User: Tess Lay off of my blue suede shoes. Cleverbot: I will not! User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Ko ko I am Mayor. Cleverbot: Goo goo gjoob. User: For dixie land I am major sure magaman.
Cleverbot: Okay, well let's jump of a bridge. User: Only if tupac tells me to.
Cleverbot: I do want you to. User: Ok Mr C I will look after this ketch richie.
Cleverbot: Does he have a name? User: Robert maybe. Cleverbot: His full name is too personal for you to know.
User: Well it's Phillip Janet but I am not bothering with Roberto name any skank will do.
Cleverbot: I know. But back to my question, maybe if I rephrase it? What is the truth? User: Answering honestly.
Cleverbot: I'm did. I just happened to answer your question with a question.
User: No, truth is answering honestly umm Lestat he is the truth pussy cat.
Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You dont think vengeance is truth?
Cleverbot: No. I don't ask everyone I know about their neurotypical status.
User: Ok although the bomb was dropped in the ghetto when they didnt take a look at truth.
Cleverbot: I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here. User: I heard houdini was on the same trip.
Cleverbot: Okay.. You got me. It's time to come clean. That wasn't me. User: Koko no problemo it was me.
Cleverbot: I know. It is a city in Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany. User: Koko I am not sure about this I am getting new.
Cleverbot: Not that one. The one about Belle and the Enchanted Castle and the Beast!
User: Well the obvious answer salt was replaced with a Sodium Na element that made him look stupid although he was joking.
Cleverbot: Peanut butter. User: It has style. Cleverbot: Alright! User: Drang nut butter.
Cleverbot: What does Drater mean? User: Tell me you think it's a friendly accuser.
See you soon koko Ill be aces Cleverbot: Wait, where are you going? Told you to muscle that joey Ramone in sin city with it's vile streets
Cleverbot: That you think? Does that not make you real? User: Oh I real Mach koko.
Cleverbot: You just say that to every boy. User: And every nancy bot and smiley gal that thinks it's my teddy bear.
Morality dont sell be a shatterby bot dream koko youre no hume I told you I am a robohunter and the best in the business.
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